Frequently Asked Questions

To answer some of the questions we've been posed:

Dress Code

  • There isn't a dress code
  • Come dressed in what ever you're comfortable camping in!

What do I need to bring?

  • Please see the kit list section for details of what to bring.
  • We will be putting food and entertainment on over the weekend and everyone will be free to partake.
  • If you want to bring additional things to entertain children (large and small) please feel free.
  • If we need you to bring anything specific - we will contact you directly.

Will it be warm?

  • We hope so!

Can we pick some music?

  • You can pick whatever you like but we might not play it!

Will we be drinking all day and all night?

  • We hope so!

Where's the nearest pub?

  • The nearest pub is in the village but it opens when it feels like it. 
  • It's also very small and unlikely to cater for all of us so we weren't planning a trip!

Is there a curfew?

  • As the site is ours for the weekend we just need to make sure we don't disturb the neighbours.

Are there showers?

  • Yes there are 2 free hot showers.

Do you like sandwiches?

  • Yes we do, thanks for asking.
  • Alix's favourite sandwich is thinly sliced roast beef with brie, tomato, cranberry sauce and mayonnaise on a focaccia roll.
  • Marc's favourite sandwich is chicken and bacon with mayonnaise and lettuce.

Do you like cock?

  • Alix does -  almost as much as she likes sandwiches.
  • Marc loves his own and can't stop playing with it.

What's your favourite position?

  • Doggy.

Will I be required to perform a naked anniversary interpretive dance to either the group or individuals?

  • This is only a requirement for people named Geoff.

What do I need to pay?

  • You will need to pay for your breakfast if you want to order something.
  • You will need to arrange to get to the site and get home again.
  • We won't be asking for any financial contributions towards the camping fees or the catering plans.

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